You Can Run..But You Cannot Hide* *some restrictions apply
OSAMA BIN LADEN IN PAKISTAN: There are apparently some credible reports that the most sought after fugitive in the world is hiding in the hills of Northern Pakistan. The United States’ public enemy number one, O.B.Laden is reportedly alive and well, and quite un-dead and hiding out. The President of Pakistan says “no problem- we can get him, and we do not need your help, so stay away”. He said that just before dodging another anti-aircraft missile or car bomb intended to turn him into cole slaw. Diplomats say we don’t want to create another enemy in the region. I recall our chief executive saying that if you do not help, you are on the side of our enemies.
And, I recall, our president said something to the effect that our enemies would be hunted down and brought to justice no matter where they are. We have weapons that are able make good on that threat. Weapons that are launched from the air or sea. Collateral damage? Mr. Laden is already more than three thousand ahead of us. Three hundred forty-three of them fire fighters alone.
For once, use something that barks here, and bites over there. And tell the Pakistanis to stand aside.
KFC WIPES: Where are the Kentucky Fried Chicken wipes? You know, the little moist towelettes that yankees use to get the chicken grease off their fingers? They don’t own dogs I reckon. Those little towelettes were great for in-car emergencies, like when your child got car-hinge grease on their hands on the way to Sunday School, or when you needed to get minner water or worm juice off your hands before you handled your Vienna sausages. The KFC moist towelette may be gone, but southerners remember, and yankees are finding out another benefit of dog ownership.
FLAVO FLAV I wish I had thought of wearing a stupid kitchen clock around my neck and a two-horned Viking helmet on my head. I coudda been somebody.
