A Few Good (and some not so good) Ones
My morning colleague Hallerin Hill gets to hear the beta version of a lot of my humor. He will never admit it, but he laughs at some of it. Hal has a goal of telling his dad at least one good joke a day, and I have made it my mission to help him. Here’s a list of the latest ones I’ve found.
The Bermuda National Orchestra reports their triangle player is missing.
Queen Elizabeth has granted peerage to the man who invented the modern zipper. He will be known as Lord Of The Flies.
Two dogs will collars feel strangely uncomfortable in a bar. They notice none of the other dogs are wearing collars, and that they have inadvertently wandered into a stray bar.
Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “Why the long face?”
The Pillsbury Dough Boy died….of a yeast infection.
A milkman joins the Masons, and then goes around giving everybody the secret milkshake.
The most valuable piece of paper in the captain’s safe- says “starboard is on the right”.
Commode stolen from police headquarters. Detectives say they have nothing to go on.
Political survey of nudists shows a definite swing to the left.
High winds, and a chicken gets downwind, and lays the same egg three times.
I once spent a long time with the famous comedian Red Skelton. One thing I learned from him is that the simple jokes are often the funniest. I like the little quickies that can deliver a chuckle for just a moment. In my line of work, those moments help keep my sanity..hmm Hallerin might say they keep what’s left.
The Bermuda National Orchestra reports their triangle player is missing.
Queen Elizabeth has granted peerage to the man who invented the modern zipper. He will be known as Lord Of The Flies.
Two dogs will collars feel strangely uncomfortable in a bar. They notice none of the other dogs are wearing collars, and that they have inadvertently wandered into a stray bar.
Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “Why the long face?”
The Pillsbury Dough Boy died….of a yeast infection.
A milkman joins the Masons, and then goes around giving everybody the secret milkshake.
The most valuable piece of paper in the captain’s safe- says “starboard is on the right”.
Commode stolen from police headquarters. Detectives say they have nothing to go on.
Political survey of nudists shows a definite swing to the left.
High winds, and a chicken gets downwind, and lays the same egg three times.
I once spent a long time with the famous comedian Red Skelton. One thing I learned from him is that the simple jokes are often the funniest. I like the little quickies that can deliver a chuckle for just a moment. In my line of work, those moments help keep my sanity..hmm Hallerin might say they keep what’s left.
