Sunday, March 27, 2005

My E-mail Vacation Message

Why should I let the spammers off with only a terse e-mail that I am off this week ?  I decided to be a bit creative with my office “out” message.  I hope it doesn’t prompt a permanent “out” message as a result:

 

I am on vacation this week.  Well, not really on vacation.  I am at home.  I spent three thousand dollars to repair a backed up septic system.  So for vacation, I just go outside and look at the patch of dirt next to the house.

visit my blog site at

davefoulk.blog.com

If you are selling Oxycontin, Hydrocodone, Codiclear, Xanax, Valium, Demoral, Tylenol III, Tylenol IV, Lithium, Viagra, Steriods, weight loss, weight gain, constipation remedies, fiber supplements, emetics, migrane medications such as Midrin, Migrazone, and the all-new head-away, breast enlargement (I already have too much of those already, thank you), breast reduction (see my credit union), or any type of financial services including the special lucky  number of the day for only $14.95, reducing my loan by 110%, or selling my house and property to be used as a hog rendering plant, which is legal since Sevier County has no zoning, wait til next week and I will be right back at ya !

Posted by Dave Foulk at 03:43:08
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2 Responses to “My E-mail Vacation Message”

  1. Kelley says:

    I was trying to find the letter you wrote about teenage drunk driving. My sister was killed by a drunk driver when she was 17 and your letter really hit home with me. My sons (17 & 19) are both going to the prom tomorrow night and I would very much like to hand them a copy of your letter when we pick up their tuxedos today. Please send a copy to the email address above.

    Thanks,

    Kelley

  2. pictureg says:

    It is amazing…I will follow your instruction.

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