Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Not For Broadcast Funnies

A nurse walks into a hospital room and says “Mr. Jones, I have some bad news.  Your HMO won’t pay for an enema so I’m just going to have to slap it out of you.”

A preacher gets the first house of his own after living in parsonages for years.  He buys an old lawn mower from a man down the street.  It’s one of those two-cycle jobs.  The preacher winds and cranks and winds and cranks.  He’s getting hot in the June sunshine even before he starts to mow.  A little boy comes by and says “Mister, that used to be my daddy’s lawn mower.  You have to cuss it before it’ll start.”  The preacher responds, “Son, I;m a minister and I don’t curse, and I don’t think I would even know how.”  The kid on the bicycle says “Just keep cranking preacher, it’ll all come back to you.”

 

Posted by Dave Foulk at 03:06:39
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  1. A very good blog, I will often come to see.

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