Not For Broadcast Funnies
A nurse walks into a hospital room and says “Mr. Jones, I have some bad news. Your HMO won’t pay for an enema so I’m just going to have to slap it out of you.”
A preacher gets the first house of his own after living in parsonages for years. He buys an old lawn mower from a man down the street. It’s one of those two-cycle jobs. The preacher winds and cranks and winds and cranks. He’s getting hot in the June sunshine even before he starts to mow. A little boy comes by and says “Mister, that used to be my daddy’s lawn mower. You have to cuss it before it’ll start.” The preacher responds, “Son, I;m a minister and I don’t curse, and I don’t think I would even know how.” The kid on the bicycle says “Just keep cranking preacher, it’ll all come back to you.”
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